Write a short summary of what happens in the radio advert

There are days when we just don’t want to get out of the house or go outside. This radio spot enumerates the various reasons people come up with—ranging from sensible ones to those that sound somewhat outrageous. But in the end, the announcer reminds listeners that no matter the reason for opting in, that’s still no reason to go hungry, and Jollibee (the number 1 fastfood chain in the Philippines) can deliver their favorite “delivericious” meals straight to their doorstep.

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Jollibee “Opt In” 90s MALE: “The sky is blue. I hate blue.” says Carla May. Rocky says, “I think I’m out of clean shirts. And clean pants. And clean underwear.” “I need to watch my fish,” says RJ. “I think Goldie wants to drown himself.” While Miriam says, “I gave up eye contact for Lent.” “I’m trapped in a wounded peacock pose,” says Gino. Toby says, “I just don’t really like people.” And the people say, “We don’t like you either.” “The sun is too bright,” says Vlad. (Breathing sounds) says Gabriel, who avoids all kinds of small talk. “I think the paparazzi are after me,” says Tom Cruz. No not that one. The one who holds the highest score at Top Gun Bowling Alley in San Fernando. “My Feng Shui master told me not to go outside on days that end with Y,” says Jim. And Bambi says, “I just can’t human today.” Well, we say: There’s no reason to go hungry. Even when you can’t leave the house. Just call #8-7000 and have “Delivericious” Jollibee meals delivered straight to your doorstep.