We hear a happy jingle start to play. SFX match the lyrics.
Song: Put ice cream in your socks! Chuck a mongoose down your jocks!
Strap alarm clocks to your thighs, just remember ALDI Special Buys!
The singing fades into the background.
VO: Set an epic reminder for ALDI Special Buys Technology Sale this Saturday. Get a 65” 4K TV for $797. A Quadcopter Drone for $79.99. And a VR headset for $29.99, while stocks last, so don’t forget.
The singing fades up again.
Song: Get a tribal face tattoo! Or change your name to cheese fondue!