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Song: Tie an anvil to your tongue! Glue a dingo to your mum!
Stuff your shirt with curry pies, just remember ALDI Special Buys!
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VO: A four-piece outdoor setting is $499. A hanging egg chair is $199. And a four pack of chair pads is $39.99. Only at the ALDI Special Buys Outdoor Room sale on Saturday, while stocks last.