In this spot, a narrator tells the story of a tradie’s Emergency Room visit. His tone starts out quite straightforward, building to a passionate peak, before finishing with a rueful tone.
Narrator: Waiting for the Apprentice to find your clamp.
Narrator: Waiting for the Apprentice to find your clamp.
Narrator: Waiting for the Safety Guy to shove his clipboard where it came from, ‘cause you have used a power saw once or twice in your time, and if that millennial mouth breather can’t tell a G-clamp from a goii berry, then you’ll just have to use your own two hands!
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SFX: Saw buzzes and then stops abruptly with a wet sound and a gasp.
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Narrator: Waiting for the Ambo to drive onto site.
Narrator: Waiting for the Safety Guy to clear the Ambo to drive onto site.
Narrator: Waiting for the Apprentice to find your thumb.
Apprentice: (aside) Anyone seen a thumb?
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Narrator: Not waiting around in a waiting room.
Narrator: Get quick, quality care at The Wesley or St Andrew’s Hospital Spring Hill.
Narrator: The emergency centres without the long wait.