Today on dream interpretations... What does it mean when you dream about falling into a bottomless pit?
Well, it probably means you shouldn't jump into a bottomless pit.
Take the stairs in your dreams. You've got time.
Get some dream cardio. Make it a fitness trend. Call it 'step revolution'. Legally change your name to COACH. Train your pecs to dance to Despacito. Turn that six pack into a 10-pack.
Remember: every step brings you closer to that dream bod, that may be anatomically inaccurate, in your dreams.
Announcer: Make breakfast at night. Sleep longer in the morning. Quaker Overnight Oats.