We open with an over-the-top, upbeat retail spot for ‘Storage Celebrations’. The homemade, cabaret-style jingle is followed by an enthusiastic male voiceover.
MVO (singing): Put your things inside other things, it’s a storage celebration!
MVO: Oh, it’s stocktake sale time, at Storage Celebrations! Why not put those pictures of Tony Danza you’ve been keeping since 1988… into one of our heart shaped boxes. Oh Tony… Too many boxes? Buy a box to put them in! That’s normal. And remember, Storage Celebrations is…
*The music stops suddenly, as a bloke’s voice cuts off the Storage Celebrations spokesman.*
BRAND VO: …right next door to BCF. Grab your boating, camping and fishing gear at the BCFing Stocktake Sale. On now.
Storage Celebrations guy throws in his own two cents on the BCF sale.