We open with a glossy, supercilious retail spot for ‘Towel Town’ (pronounced Tahl Town). A posh, society mum-type talks down to us, over a smooth saxophone jingle.
FVO: Hitting the sales this weekend? Discover our new tahl stahls at Tahl Town, now. Because why use the tahls you already have, when you can just buy new ones? Unless you’re poor or something. Buy two tahls, and get… two tahls. Our hand-sewn hand tahls are 5% off, if you must. The rest is quite expensive. So saunter in to Tahl Town, because it’s…
*The music stops suddenly, as a bloke’s voice cuts off the Towel Town spokeswoman.*
BRAND VO: …right next door to BCF. Grab your boating, camping and fishing gear at the BCFing Stocktake Sale. On now.