Sfx of front door closing. Melancholy music starts.

When your son leaves home, you might get ‘Dribble Cry’

Sfx of a mother sobbing

It’s a cry so sorrowful that as well as weeping from your eyes, you weep from your mouth.

Sfx of more sobbing

Millilitres of misery collecting behind your bottom teeth until eventually…

Sfx of mum really sobbing

…spilling over…like a little salvia swat team rappelling out of your mouth and down onto the bathroom tiles.

Area secure sir, everything looks sad.

When your kids leave home avoid the Dribble Cry. Adopt a dog.

Sfx Dog bark

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