You already know me. I am that ice cold, white gold, straight-up glass of milk. I’m of that classy ilk, smoother than Sari silk. No wonder I break hearts when spilt.
Not one to fake it, I stay understated, Them others ain’t half as chilled.
I was around before these age-old casks and stills, I was around before your favourite crafted Pils, I was around before they’d even thought to craft the wheel. I am the inspiration from which your whole body can start to build:
Every millimetre of nail growth, I am here to help build strong bones Up inside your muscle fibres as they interlock like railroads.
I make hair so healthy it emits a pale glow like halos I knew you since you were yay old these other drinks should take note.