You already know me.
I am that ice cold, white gold, straight-up glass of milk.
I’m of that classy ilk, smoother than Sari silk.
No wonder I break hearts when spilt.
Not one to fake it, I stay understated,
Them others ain’t half as chilled.
I was around before these age-old casks and stills,
I was around before your favourite crafted Pils,
I was around before they’d even thought to craft the wheel.
I am the inspiration from which your whole body can start to build:
Every millimetre of nail growth,
I am here to help build strong bones
Up inside your muscle fibres as they interlock like railroads.
I make hair so healthy it emits a pale glow like halos
I knew you since you were yay old
these other drinks should take note.