Radio Script
A04 / 3
00032
HONG KONG
Title:
FIFI
Advertiser:
PRODIET
Product / Service
PRODIET
Script In English:
John: Good morning Fifi what’s wrong with you?
Fifi: (Very camp ladyboy accent) I’m not in the mood. Go away.
John: You were in such a lovely mood earlier.
Fifi: I’m not interested John. Stop talking.
John: You’re just being Mr grumpy chops
Fifi: Well what do you expect John, seriously. Where’s breakfast?
John: Here you go.
Fifi: No way, you have got be kidding.
John: It’s just the way you like it.
Fifi: No it’s not. Listen to me. I woke you up nice and early, I sat on your face like I always do. And now, this is what I get??
John: Go on, eat up!
Fifi: This food is unacceptable John. I’m going outside to torture a bird.
John: Fifi come back!
Fifi: You did this John. Just remember that.
Male VO: (Posh, refined British gentleman) If cats could talk, they'd demand a gourmet meal from Prrr-o-Diet.
SFX: Meoooooow (angry cat)
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