VO: Distance makes the heart grow fonder… What a pile of absolute gobble-di-gook.
But for the true believers, we have the miracle you’ve been waiting for - the new ‘Lonely Lovers Latex Hand Grip’ – the highly portable hand you hold when your lover’s hand is out of reach.
Molded from your lover’s real hand shape, the new odorless Lonely ‘Lovers Latex Hand Grip’ is ideal for long beach walks, scary movies, changing nappies, texting and even wedding proposals in busy restaurants - just watch that ring slip right on - to the applause of insincere restaurant goers.
Next time you’re out walking in that leafy park, missing your out-of-town-lover? Reach for the ‘Lonely Lovers Latex Hand Grip’ and you’ll never feel far from that relationship you actually still think you’re in.
Or, simply visit expedia.com.hk, find a cheap flight and you’ll be back in the hands and arms of your true before you know it.
Jingle: Expedia
VO: “Custom grips available in Kong, pudgy-wudgy and Balinese salamander.”