VO: Grief, uncertainty, paranoia. Welcome to the world of the long distance relationship.
You miss everything about them: the bald patch, the swollen ankles – even the excessive body hair. But most of all, you miss their reassuring scent.
Introducing the latest breakthrough in long distance relationship saving devices – the new slow release ‘Odorized Electric Boyfriend Blanket’.
The ‘Odorized Electric Boyfriend Blanket’ has been proven to convince lonely partners in bed that they are not alone – that they’re actually nestled in a Dutch oven that only their loved one can provide.
The ‘Odorized Electric Boyfriend Blanket’ comes in a variety odors based on your lover’s diet, including take-way Beef Madras, chicken nuggets, and stinky tofu for that extra personalization.
Now the reassuring scent of distant love can be at the tip of your nostrils.
Or, simply visit expedia.com.hk, find a cheap flight and you’ll be breathing each other in, sooner than you think.
Jingle: Expedia
VO: “Stinky tofu smell available for a limited time; hurry while stocks last.”