VO: It’s a scientific fact. Long-distance relationships cause pain.
Chronic negativity, Irritable bowel syndrome, even tapeworm can be common repercussions of long distance love syndrome.
But it doesn’t have to be that way - with the new ‘Virtual French-ing Egg’.
The new ‘Virtual French-ing Egg’ has been designed to accurately store key data based on your partner’s kissing style once lodged inside their aural cavity. This breakthrough device contains intelligent tracking software that mimics the kissing methodologies of your loved one.
Big kisses, little kisses, dominant tongue wrestle kisses - the whole spectrum can now be replicated with the new easily portable ‘Virtual French-ing Egg’.
Now you can ‘French’ anytime. Just stuff it in your fridge and then stuff it in your mouth.
Or, simply visit expedia.com.hk, find a cheap flight and you’ll be open mouth ‘French-ing’ for real in no time at all.
VO: “Egg can be Frenched straight from packaging, store below 10 degrees, do not poach, fry or boil.”