THE GUY: To the driver who keeps on changing lanes, this is for you.
You’re probably a millennial. We all know how hard that is.
You’re pursuing your passion to be an Instagram travel photographer, changing jobs every six months – like how you can’t decide which filter to use.
Clearly, your indecisiveness is reflected on the road. There are 2 lanes to choose from, please, just pick one. It’s not as difficult as your Quarter-Life-Crisis.
I know you’re part of the “me-generation” Mr. I-take- topshots-of-every-meal-that-I-order. . . but this freeway is not yours. See the solid white line in the middle? You don’t go over it. Yes, like those anti-stress coloring books you fill up.
But then, maybe you are a considerate driver. Maybe you’re just hungry. So next time, do me a favor, Don’t drive hungry.