On the 26th of November, 2015, JJ Dixon posted, “Epic gym session tonight. Watch out ladies. Hashtag here for the gains, not the games.” One person liked this. “Bicep emoji,” replied Anton Elliot. “You know how it is. If the bar ain’t bending, you’re just pretending.” “Word…” replied JJ. “Hashtag eat clean, train dirty.” “Hashtag more curls, more girls,” replied Anton. “Hashtag no agony, no bragony,” replied JJ. “Hashtag, build your body, build your character,” concluded Anton. No one liked this. The end. The announcer pauses for a second. Read some better stories. Read a book, from Paper Plus.