Audio book style narrator: On the 30th of July 2015, Sarah Harris posted, “Just bought some fab new winter boots. Hashtag blessed, praying hands emoji.” “O M G,” replied Tara Donnelly. “The green ones?” “No. The brown ones,” confirmed Sarah. “Gold trim?” inquired Tara. “Yes,” confirmed Sarah. “Hashtag bling bling, hashtag these boots are made for walking.” Two people liked this. “Awwwwww totes jelly!” lamented Tara. “Oh don’t be jelly babes,” replied Sarah. “But I am jelly!” replied Tara. At this point Lisa Jones joined the conversation. “I’m jelly too,” she said. The end. The announcer pauses for a second. Read some better stories. Read a book from Paper Plus.