In the final trust exercise of the corporate team-building day, Rachael fell backwards into the waiting arms of Jeff.
But Jeff’s chest seemed oddly hairy. And instead of its usual minty freshness, his breath smelt of rotting moose flesh.
Rachael spun round to see an Alaskan Grizzly Bear towering over her. Valiantly, she slapped it with her clipboard, before it crushed her beneath its weight.
More bears thundered out of the forest. Paws the size of frying pans slashed at everything that moved. Lucy from HR lost her glasses, then the top half of her head.
Marjorie the plump secretary provided a good source of protein for a mother and its cubs.
Piece by piece, the finance department was downsized.
As Roger the CEO tried to stuff his insides back inside, he couldn’t help but wish they’d all gone go-karting instead.
You’ll have a much better day out with New Zealand’s wildlife. Enjoy Wellington Zoo’s new walk-through precinct: Meet the Locals, He Tuku Aroha.