We hear a few people in an office having a chat around the water cooler.

Guy 1: Did you hear? Winter is coming.

Guy 2: Yes, and all men must die.

(Together): Valar Morghulis! hahahaha

Craig: Will you Game of Thrones nerds quit it?

Guy 1: Oh, a non-watcher.

Girl 1: Shame.

Craig: I’ve watched that show.

Guy 2: How many dragons are there, then?

Craig: …Six

Guy 3: Three dragons Craig, there are three dragons.

Girl: You know nothing Jon Snow. Shame.

Guy 2: A grievous act of falsehood Craig.

Girl 1: Shame.
SFX: A bell rings.

Craig: Where’d that bell come from?

Guy 3: A sinner walks amongst us.

Girl 1: Shame.
SFX: bell rings.

Mob Member: He hasn’t watched it!

Craig: He-Hey calm down you buggers! It’s just a TV show!

Girl 1: Shame.
SFX: bell rings.

Guy 2: Make your walk of atonement, Craig.

Girl 1: Shame.
SFX: bell rings.

Craig (panicking) : Leave me alone. I’ll call HR.

SFX: a mob forms, and we hear the throwing of food and hurtling of abuse.

Guy 1: Present yourself CRAIG, as the gods made you.

SFX: The clothes being torn from his body.

Mob Member: It was three dragons! Three!

SFX: Crowd cheering. The Game of Thrones intro music kicks in.

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