Computer voice: WWW dot we are giving a pied piper coffee mug to the first person to enter this big URL dot co dot nz. Forward slash, because Silicon Valley season 3 is on Sky, Thursdays 8:30 on soho. Forward slash, so yes, you have to write everything I say into your browser. (pause) Everything. (pause) Forward slash, (said quickly) hairy Russian men hot videos zucchini big big big free coffee mug.
Execution 2 'Free Hoodie'
Computer voice: WWW dot we are giving a pied piper hoodie to the first person to enter this giant URL dot co dot nz. Forward slash, because Silicon Valley season 3 is on Sky, Thursdays 8:30 on soho. Dash, we wanted to give it to a hot kiwi chick, dash but Richard thinks that is sexist dash loser dash so instead we are giving it to the first guy or girl, dash fingers crossed hot chick dash, who can enter this U R L.
Execution 3 'Free Soho Channel'
Computer voice: WWW dot hello New Zealand, dash, the team from Pied Piper here, dash, we made you this giant url dot co dot nz. Forward slash because the new season of Silicon Valley is coming to Sky and we are giving away 12 months free Soho to the first Sky customer who correctly enters this URL. Forward slash I am being serious forward slash even that bit where I said I am being serious is part of it forward slash, now I am just saying random stuff to make it harder… forward slash pineapple, Tuesday, chrysanthemum.
(long pause)
You thought I was done didn’t you? Forward slash Silicon Valley Thursdays at 8:30 on Soho.
Execution 4 'Free Tee Shirt'
Computer voice: WWW dot we are giving a pied piper t-shirt to the first person to enter this giant URL dot co dot nz. Forward slash, because Silicon Valley season 3 is on Sky, Thursdays 8:30 on soho. Forward slash, imagine trying to explain this to friends, forward slash, I had to write out this stupidly long URL and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. Forward slash… Don’t worry, it won’t have that written on it.