Radio Script
A01/3 00051 NEW ZEALAND
Title: CRIME BOSS
Advertiser: MARS
Product / Service PEDIGREE
Script In English:
You’re an Italian crime boss.
You have 20 loyal followers.

Sfx: 20 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”

You whack Bobby.
Now you have 19 loyal followers.

Sfx: 19 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”


Pauly insults your mother’s lasagne.
Now you have 18 loyal followers.

Sfx: 18 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”


You get an unbelievable deal on cement and boat hire.
Now you only have 10 loyal followers.

Sfx: 10 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”

You get a tip off that the one who shrugs a lot and always says, “aaaaaa” is a cop.
Now you only have one loyal follower.

Sfx: Dog bark

Dogs don’t judge.
Pedigree. Feed the good.
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