Radio Script
A01/3
00051
NEW ZEALAND
Title:
CRIME BOSS
Advertiser:
MARS
Product / Service
PEDIGREE
Script In English:
You’re an Italian crime boss.
You have 20 loyal followers.
Sfx: 20 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”
You whack Bobby.
Now you have 19 loyal followers.
Sfx: 19 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”
Pauly insults your mother’s lasagne.
Now you have 18 loyal followers.
Sfx: 18 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”
You get an unbelievable deal on cement and boat hire.
Now you only have 10 loyal followers.
Sfx: 10 mobsters say, “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”
You get a tip off that the one who shrugs a lot and always says, “aaaaaa” is a cop.
Now you only have one loyal follower.
Sfx: Dog bark
Dogs don’t judge.
Pedigree. Feed the good.
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