MOST POPULAR GIRL
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Script In English:
You’re the most popular girl at school.
You have, like, a bazillion friends.
SFX: A huge group of people cheering
You get a weird face rash.
Now you only have, like, 100 friends.
SFX: 100 people cheering
Becky tells everyone you’ve been kissing Leeroy.
Now you only have, like, 50 friends.
SFX: 50 people cheering
Turns out Leeroy is your cousin.
Now you only have, like, 5 friends.
SFX: A couple of people clapping
So you invite them all to your family’s cabin. In the swamp. With Uncle Billy Bob.
Now you only have one friend.
SFX: Dog bark
Dogs don’t judge.
Pedigree. Feed the good.