You’re the most popular girl at school.
You have, like, a bazillion friends.

SFX: A huge group of people cheering

You get a weird face rash.
Now you only have, like, 100 friends.

SFX: 100 people cheering

Becky tells everyone you’ve been kissing Leeroy.
Now you only have, like, 50 friends.

SFX: 50 people cheering

Turns out Leeroy is your cousin.
Now you only have, like, 5 friends.

SFX: A couple of people clapping

So you invite them all to your family’s cabin. In the swamp. With Uncle Billy Bob.
Now you only have one friend.

SFX: Dog bark

Dogs don’t judge.
Pedigree. Feed the good.