Radio Script
A01/1
00049
NEW ZEALAND
Title:
HIT SONG
Advertiser:
MARS
Product / Service
PEDIGREE
Script In English:
You write a song. It’s a hit.
You have a million fans.
SFX: millions of people screaming wildly.
Turns out you stole the song.
Now you only have half a million fans.
SFX: half a million people screaming wildly.
Stole the song from a choir of orphans.
Now you only have a thousand fans.
SFX: 1000 people screaming wildly.
You launch a perfume called Boo-Hoo made from all those orphan tears.
Now you only have 12 fans.
SFX: 12 people half-heartily cheering.
So you quit music to pursue your real passion…whaling.
Now you only have one fan.
SFX: Dog bark.
Dogs don’t judge.
Pedigree. Feed the good.
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