Nothing compares to a succulent piece of crispy fried breast chicken, coated in 43 secret herbs and spices, topped with creamy mayonnaise and crisp iceberg lettuce, all served on a sesame seed bun, marinated in stomach acid as it slaps the porcelain at 49 kilometres an hour, waking your future mother-in-law who comes to check on you, setting off her weak gag reflex in her newly renovated ensuite.
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