BFF: I’ve been trying to call you all day! Where have you been?!?
Girl: Well I’m--
BFF: (Interrupting) It was heartbreaking…he just packed up and left! Can you believe that? No note, no kiss, not even a text message…Men! Ugh! I don’t care, I need to cool off with some frozen margaritas right now!
G: Frozen…? I…don’t think I can--
BFF: Oh no you DIDN’T?! You don’t think you can what?!? You’re not even thinking about leaving me all by myself like this! I am shattered, who’s going to put me back together?!
G: No, it’s just that I--
BFF: Oh I know, it’s just that you’re boyfriend is more important! Whatever! When karma bites you on your butt, don’t be running to me for a shoulder, girl-
FRIEND! He’s going to dump you like yesterday’s news, you can take that to the bank!
BFF: When you get married, you can *take a raw chicken down the aisle with you!!!!!!! You are soooo going to regret this…
SFX: HANGS UP
SFX: Dead DIAL TONE
VO: Oversensitive BFF? Good luck, girl. For sensitive teeth, try Oral B Pro-Health.