PHONE RETAIL VO: Here’s another big deal from Big Dave: In the market for a new phone? Well come on down to Big Dave’s Phone Warehouse. We have all the latest models now available on a $59 cap. With hi-res cameras and huge data plans, you can send unlimited photos, like that picture of your genitals that you sent to your cousin who unfortunately shares the same name as your romantic partner. They’re one row apart in your contact list, which after a few vodka sodas, is a very easy detail to miss. Terms and Conditions apply. See in store for details.
DRY JULY VO: Lose the booze this Dry July and you won’t just help yourself, you’ll also help adults living with cancer. Head to Dryjuly.com.au to register today