MUSIC: KID'S CARTOON MOVIE TRAILER

MVO: Now coming to a cinema near you Parent production presents: Max, the kicking toddler.

SFX: KID GIGGLES. KICKING. [THROUGHOUT]

MVO: For Max, kicking things is fun.

MVO: He likes to kick flowers. He likes to kick cats and now.. he’s kicking your chair!

WOMAN: Hey!

MVO: You give him a look that says:

WOMAN: “Stop it.”

MVO: But he thinks this means, “Kick my chair! I enjoy it!”

WOMAN: (GRUNTS)

MVO: You consider kicking him back... just a little bit on the face. But instead you kick yourself for choosing a cartoon movie.

WOMAN: Ouch!

MVO: An adventure of amazing annoyance— in full 3D.

WOMAN: (whispering) I'll kill you...

MVO: Max the kicking toddler.

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