SFX: Music starts

(Spoken Intro)

Soul man: Ahhhh Yeah, it’s Hump Month,
June, halfway.
It’s time to celebrate with eBay

(Singing Verse)

Soul man: Ohhh buy a garden heater - some tools with power
Soul man: Your home deserves a blender and a fondue tower

Backup up singer: Towerlicious

Soul man: All the hottest brands, from all the hottest stores
Soul man: Means a robot vacuum to help you with your chores

(Chorus)

Backup up singer: Hump Month Sale,

Soul man: Ohhh it’s Hump Month Sale

Backup up singer: eBay’s Hump Month Sale.

Soul man: Send yourself a present in the mail

(Singing Verse)

Soul man: Buy low carb protein - to help you lift
Soul man: High fashion outfits make the perfect anniversary gift

Soul man: Get laptops, phones - the latest technology
Soul man: Make your new best friend a giant TV

(Chorus)

Backup up singer: Hump Month Sale,

Soul man: Ohhh it’s Hump Month Sale

Backup up singer: eBay’s Hump Month sale.

Soul man: These deals are off the scale

Backup up singer: Hump Month Sale,

Soul man: Yeah it’s Hump Month Sale

Backup up singer: eBay’s Hump Month Sale.

Soul man: Send yourself a present in the mail

(Spoken Outro)

Soul man: Ahhhh Yeah, it’s Hump Month