FVO: We'll diagnose your energy drain as you struggle with daily life. How many of these apply?

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

MUSIC: POP

FVO: You posted a picture of the sunrise to prove you pulled an all-nighter.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: After arguing with a young coworker, you checked to see if he posted anything to get back at you.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: You requested a new employee to "friend" you but they haven't.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: You tagged a woman in a group photo, but she blocked you.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: A reunion picture was posted, but you weren't invited.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Still, you couldn't help looking for the girl you used to like.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: A coworker's wedding post takes you by surprise and it's hard to click "Like".

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: You post that the number of "Likes" doesn't determine a person's value. The post gets no "Likes".

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: How did you score? I see you're really low on energy. For people like you — Regain Energy Drink!

SFX: CAN OPENING, GULPING

FVO: No doubt the people watching you struggle will click on "Like"! 'Like'!

FVO: Korekara mainichi tatakau anata no shoumou-do wo shindan shimasu. Ikutsu atehamaru desyouka?

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

MUSIC: MIDTEMPO POP

FVO: Tetsuya no Akashi ni asayake shashin wo toukou shitakoto ga aru.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Kouhai to mometa hi wa gyakugire-toukou ga naika kakunin suru.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Shinjin ni tomodachi shinsei shitaga ugoki ga NAI.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Josei to totta shashin ni sono hito wo tag-zuke shitara block sareta.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Dousou-kai no shashin ga toukou sareteitaga yobarete inakatta.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Nanoni, Sukidatta hito ga inaika sagashite shimatta.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: Douryou no kekkon wo toukou de shiri "Iine!" surunoga tsurakatta.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

FVO: "Iine!" no kazuga hito no kachi dewanai. To iu toukou ni "Iine!" ga tsukanakatta.

SFX: COMPUTER TONE

(MUSIC FADES OUT)

FVO: Dou deshitaka? ….Naruhodo. Kanari no shoumou-do desune. Sonna anata ni — Regain Energy Drink!

SFX: CAN OPENING, GULPING

FVO: Tatakau anata no senaka wo "Iine!" to omou hito ga kitto iru.