Radio Script
A01 / 13
00075
JAPAN
Title:
BOSS COFFEE HERO VERSION
Advertiser:
SUNTORY HOLDINGS
Product / Service
SUNTORY BOSS COFFEE
Script In English:
WOMAN: Eeek! Stop that!
MAN: Ha ha ha! Resistance is futile!
HERO: Hold it right there!
MUSIC: INSPIRING SUPERHERO
MAN: Who’re you?
HERO: Let that woman go!
MAN: I'm not letting go of her.
HERO: We’ll see about that!
MAN: For one thing, she’s my girlfriend.
HERO: What...? B-but, didn’t she scream for help?
MAN: We were just fooling around!!
HERO: Fooling around...?
WOMAN: That guy is really creepy.
HERO: Whaaaat?
MAN: Watch while I make mincemeat of him!
HERO: What’s your evil plan?!
MAN: Take this! I’m going to ask you, a total stranger, to be the “matchmaker” at our wedding!
HERO: Nooo! Not that!
MAN: Ha ha ha! You'll have to stand there all day listening to speeches by people you don’t know!
HERO: Damn it! I’ll be bored out of my mind...!
MAN: Heh heh.
WOMAN: Darling, you're so cool!
MAN: Really? You think so?
HERO: Hey, you two, stop canoodling!
MAN: Ha ha! Why don’t you go home to your own girlfriend?!
HERO: I...’ve never had a girlfriend!
WOMAN: Oh my god...
HERO: Damn it!!
MAN: How long are you going to hang around here? Scram, or I’ll call someone.
HERO: ...Excuse me!! I’m off!!
SFX: CAN OPENING, GULPING
ANNCR: For those of you who sacrifice yourself for the sake others: Suntory Boss.
Script In Orginal Langauge
WOMAN: Kyaaaa! Yamete!
MAN: Ha ha ha. Sawagunjanai!
HERO: Mate!
MUSIC: INSPIRING SUPERHERO
MAN: Dareda?
HERO: Sono hito wo hanase!
MAN: Kono onna wo hanasu tsumori ha nai.
HERO: Nandato!
MAN: Teiuka tsukiatterushi.
(MUSIC CUTS)
HERO: E? E? Tasuke yondehenkatta?
MAN: Icha-icha shiteta dakeya!!
HERO: Icha-icha...?
WOMAN: Ano hito mecha kimochi warui.
HERO: Eee…?
MAN: Sugu yattsukeru kara ne!
HERO: Nani wo suru ki da?!
MAN: Kurae! Shiranai Omae ni Nakoudo wo onegai suru!
HERO: Yamerooo! Mecha ki tsukau wa!
MAN: Ha ha ha ha! Shiran shinseki no ossan no mukashi-banashi kikasarero!
HERO: Kusoo hanashi naganarisouyanaika...!
MAN: He he he.
WOMAN: Anta, kakko eewa!
MAN: Eee? Souka?
HERO: Icha-icha suna!
MAN: Ha ha ha! Omae mo sorosoro kanojo no moto nidemo kaettara douda?!
HERO: Kanojo ha… Ita kotoga nai!
WOMAN: Hiku wa...
HERO: Kusou!!
MAN: Itsu made irun? Jibun. Kaerankattara tasuke yobuzo.
HERO: ...Ojama shimashita!! Tou!!
SFX: CAN OPENING, GULPING
ANNCR: Kyou mo Darekano tame ni ikiru anatae: Suntory Boss.
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