NATCHAN: Guess what, Mom, today? At school? Mori-kun, he goes, “Hey, didya hear something?” so I’m like, “What?” and then he goes "...puuu" and farts, I swear, he is sooo bad.
And then, like, later? At lunch? Mori-kun, he comes up to my desk, and he takes his spoon, and he mixes up my whole lunch, like, he made this big mess of it. So then he got in trouble with the teacher.
Mori-kun, every day, when it’s time to go home, he goes, “Good-bye, everyone” and bows really deep, so everything in his backpack falls out over his head onto the floor, I mean, really! He is sooo stupid.
Oh, and guess what. Mori-kun says he has armpit hair growing out of his nose. And nosehair growing out his armpits. Like, reallyyyy?
Oh yeah, and guess what, during class? Mori-kun goes, “Teacher, toilet!” and the teacher says “My name is not Teacher Toilet!”
Oh, and today? All the boys in my class, they said they were going to tell everyone who Mori-kun likes, and they wrote “Natchan” on the blackboard. Then Mori-kun goes, “I don’t like that momonga!” Like, who’s he calling a momonga? So then, I, well... I kinda started crying.
NARRATOR: That feeling...
NARRATOR: ...might just be love.
NARRATOR: Juicy-fresh and delicious — Natchan!
Script In Orginal Langauge
NATCHAN: Anna Mama Kyou na Gakkou dena Mori-kun ga na “Naa, Nanka kikoehen?” te yuttekitena “Nani?” te kiitarana “...puuu” yatte. Honma shomonainen.
Kyoumona kyuushokuntokina Mori-kun na watashi no okazu kattenina spoon dena gucha-gucha ni mazeten. Sondena Sensei ni okorareten.
Mori-kun na Ittsumo kaeru toki na “Minasan sayounara” te ojigi shite na randoseru no nakami na ushiro kara “Gabbaaa!” te zenbu otosunen. Aho yaro.
Anna Mori-kun tena hana kara wakige haetennente. Sonde na Waki niwa na hanage haetennente.
Honde na Mori-kun na jugyou-chu mo na “Sensei toire!” te itte na “Sensei ha toire ja arimasen” te iwaretotten.
Anna kyou na class no danshi ga na Mori-kun no suki na hito no Namae wo happyou shimasu! Te itte na kokuban ni na “Natchan” te kaiten. Soshitara na Mori-kun na “Anna MOMONGA suki chauwa” te. Dare ga MOMOMGA yanen. Na? Sorede na Anna watashi na... chotto naite shimoten.
NARRATOR: Sono kimochi...
ANNCR: ...koi kamo shirenaine.
ANNCR: Kaju tappuri no mizumizushii oishisa — Natchan!