NARRATOR: She doesn’t care you haven’t washed it in… ever. That there’s dog food jelly bits caked on the side - like an exploded volcano of glossy-horsemeat. But you’re thinking of a non-canine use for it. You should probably wash the bowl first… hmmm… what’s a bit of extra protein anyway?
SFX: SLURP (‘chokes’)
NARRATOR:There’s millions of cups out there. What will you bring?
Slurpee BYO cup day is back September 22 only at 7-Eleven.