NARRATOR: You bought it online, outbidding Vader1.

MUSIC: DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC

NARRATOR: Now your official galactic war-helmet stares at you behind 10-centimetre thick display glass. It’s soulless black eye caps are telling you no, but the force is strongly saying yes. That helmet’s the size of a punchbowl in your hands. Mint condition no more, use it, you will…

SFX: Hear breathing as if Vader’s mouth then a huge SLURP

NARRATOR: There’s millions of cups out there. What will you bring?
Slurpee BYO cup day is back September 22 only at 7-Eleven.