MVO: Society looks at your old sweatpants and assumes you don’t have a girlfriend. It assumes you work part time at a video store, own a hacky sack, seldom shower and never vote.
It assumes for breakfast you ate a cold slice of pizza, alone. Society looks at your old sweatpants and thinks, “I wonder if he ever gets cold sleeping in his car.” A dog looks at your old sweatpants and thinks,