MVO: You’re a whack job who thinks the world is going to end. You have 1000 devoted followers.

SFX: LARGE CHEER

MVO: The day of almighty reckoning comes. And goes. Now you only have 500 devoted followers.

SFX: SMALLER CHEER

MVO: Turns out the ancient scripture you’ve been preaching is just Spice Girl lyrics.
Now you only have 10 devoted followers.

SFX: SMALL CHEER

MVO: So you tell them what you want, what you really really want is for them to drink the kool aid. Now you only have one devoted follower.

SFX: DOG BARK

MVO: Dogs don’t judge. Pedigree. Feed the good.