Radio Script
A03 / 16
00054
NEW ZEALAND
Title:
LOTTERY
Advertiser:
MARS
Product / Service
PEDIGREE
Script In English:
MVO: You win the lottery. Suddenly you have a million friends.
SFX: LARGE CHEER
MVO: You bulldoze a children’s hospital to build your mansion. Now you only have 500,000 friends.
SFX: SMALLER CHEER
MVO: You buy a recording studio and release your debut album, ‘Poor people suck’. Now you only have 20,000 friends.
SFX: SMALLER CHEER
MVO: So you buy them all tickets to Miley Cyrus.
Now you only have 3 friends.
SFX: Eeeeyyy....
MVO: So you invite them over to your ivory tower. That you built. Out of actual ivory. Now you only have one friend.
SFX: DOG BARK
MVO: Dogs don’t judge. Pedigree. Feed the good.
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