SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like being brave A tree we climb and a cat we save Our endless search for a perfect wave There are moments when we misbehave. Men like us like a clean, close shave.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We rule the roost like a Russian Czar We can twist the cap off a gherkin jar We got that amazing facial scar From a nappy changed in a compact car Men like us like a sushi bar.
MEN: [SINGING] We tried to ski and got a leg x-ray Enjoyed the fire in the main chalet Convinced our mate to lose his bad toupee We only sleep in when it’s Father’s Day!
MEN: [SINGING] We prefer our tyres with a proper tread We consider ourselves to be quite well read We know some things should be left unsaid We like our snags in plain white bread! Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.