SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like the polar bear
The mightiest beast with the frosty hair
We always carry a full size spare
We like watching sport in our favourite chair.
Men like us like medium rare.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We like the taste of wild boar
We catch our quota right from the shore
We always know the footy score
We have nothing to be sorry for.
Men like us like a hardware store.
MEN: [SINGING] We know our way around a building site
We like a job when it’s done just right
We can fix a dollhouse and fly a kite
Or stay out with the boys all night!
MEN: [SINGING] We own the tools to unclog a drain
We've had leg cramps and an ankle sprain
We prefer a ute to a subway train
Men like us like the cane champagne!
Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.