SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like being brave
A tree we climb and a cat we save
Our endless search for a perfect wave
There are moments when we misbehave.
Men like us like a clean, close shave.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We rule the roost like a Russian Czar
We can twist the cap off a gherkin jar
We got that amazing facial scar
From a nappy changed in a compact car
Men like us like a sushi bar.
MEN: [SINGING] We tried to ski and got a leg x-ray
Enjoyed the fire in the main chalet
Convinced our mate to lose his bad toupee
We only sleep in when it’s Father’s Day!
MEN: [SINGING] We prefer our tyres with a proper tread
We consider ourselves to be quite well read
We know some things should be left unsaid
We like our snags in plain white bread!
Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.