SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like tasting stuff We’re not afraid to speak off the cuff Our weekend is never long enough We shave with trimmers to keep our scruff. Men like us sleep in the buff.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We are superheroes without the cape. We've wrapped our knees with extra tape The chimpanzee is our favourite ape We get extra spinach in our feta crape. Because men like us like to stay in shape.
MEN: [SINGING] Our jeans are stained with blood and sweat We can cook gourmet in a kitchenette We will ride into the pink sunset And become an amazing silhouette.
MEN: [SINGING] Our feet are hairy and our hands are scarred We prefer our beef ribs slightly charred We have the toughness of a bodyguard But we always get mum a Christmas card. Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.