SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like tasting stuff
We’re not afraid to speak off the cuff
Our weekend is never long enough
We shave with trimmers to keep our scruff.
Men like us sleep in the buff.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We are superheroes without the cape.
We've wrapped our knees with extra tape
The chimpanzee is our favourite ape
We get extra spinach in our feta crape.
Because men like us like to stay in shape.
MEN: [SINGING] Our jeans are stained with blood and sweat
We can cook gourmet in a kitchenette
We will ride into the pink sunset
And become an amazing silhouette.
MEN: [SINGING] Our feet are hairy and our hands are scarred
We prefer our beef ribs slightly charred
We have the toughness of a bodyguard
But we always get mum a Christmas card.
Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.