SFX: MEN STOMPING IN RHYTHM, OLD WOODEN DECK FLOOR
MEN: [SINGING] Men like us like the polar bear The mightiest beast with the frosty hair We always carry a full size spare We like watching sport in our favourite chair. Men like us like medium rare.
MUSIC: UPBEAT, GUITAR
MEN: [SINGING] We like the taste of wild boar We catch our quota right from the shore We always know the footy score We have nothing to be sorry for. Men like us like a hardware store.
MEN: [SINGING] We know our way around a building site We like a job when it’s done just right We can fix a dollhouse and fly a kite Or stay out with the boys all night!
MEN: [SINGING] We own the tools to unclog a drain We've had leg cramps and an ankle sprain We prefer a ute to a subway train Men like us like the cane champagne! Men like us like rum. Bundaberg Rum.