FVO: [SINGING] I just got back from the salon
I’m afraid things have gone very wrong
It’s not my hair; it’s about something you care
(ON THE PHONE)
The gate was open and Poochie is gone
MINISTER: What???
SFX: PHONE DIAL
MINISTER: Commissioner...
[SINGING] There’s a lump in my throat as big as a log
I want you to find my missing dog
Its colar had a chip that was linked to my bank
If a cent goes missing, you’ll be walking the plank
SFX: [ATMOS] OFFICE
COMMISSIONER: Yes sir... no sir.
SFX: DOOR KNOCK
SUPERVISOR: ...come in
[SINGING] It seems this place has gone to the dogs
I’ll cut to the chase... now pull up your socks
Then get some bones and comb all zones
I want the minister’s poodle in a box
COMMISSIONER: Right away
SFX: FAST FOOTSTEPS.DOOR OPENS
COMMISSIONER: Inspector!
INSPECTOR: Sir!
COMMISSIONER: [SINGING] This dog has caused quite a stir
I just had a chat with the supervisor
I’m not fooling around, if the mutt isn’t found
I will type out your transfer paper
INSPECTOR: I’ll get him sir...
SFX: POLICE RADIO
INSPECTOR: 901 to 202 come in...[SINGING] Sniff the lamp posts if you have to,
You’ll be working like a dog if you don’t find a clue
Sending you a sketch, so please go fetch
Before I hit you with my shoe
SFX: POLICE SIREN
POLICEMAN: But- but sir...
INSPECTOR: Over and out
SFX: RADIO CALL. DOGS BARKING
POLICEMAN: Listen to me!
[SINGING] This is really crucial
I’m looking to buy a poodle
Should weigh 4 pounds and-
WORKER: Sorry sir... that minister bought the last one.
POLICEMAN: Seriously?
SFX: DOG CRYING
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