Radio Script
A03 / 13 00031 SRI LANKA
Title: COP
Advertiser: SPA CEYLON
Product / Service BALM
Script In English:
SFX: [ATMOS] SWIMMING POOL. SPLASH

MUSIC: ORCHESTRA. COMEDIC.

FVO: [SINGING] I just got back from the salon
I’m afraid things have gone very wrong
It’s not my hair; it’s about something you care
(ON THE PHONE)
The gate was open and Poochie is gone

MINISTER: What???

SFX: PHONE DIAL

MINISTER: Commissioner...
[SINGING] There’s a lump in my throat as big as a log
I want you to find my missing dog
Its colar had a chip that was linked to my bank
If a cent goes missing, you’ll be walking the plank

SFX: [ATMOS] OFFICE

COMMISSIONER: Yes sir... no sir.

SFX: DOOR KNOCK

SUPERVISOR: ...come in
[SINGING] It seems this place has gone to the dogs
I’ll cut to the chase... now pull up your socks
Then get some bones and comb all zones
I want the minister’s poodle in a box

COMMISSIONER: Right away

SFX: FAST FOOTSTEPS.DOOR OPENS

COMMISSIONER: Inspector!

INSPECTOR: Sir!

COMMISSIONER: [SINGING] This dog has caused quite a stir
I just had a chat with the supervisor
I’m not fooling around, if the mutt isn’t found
I will type out your transfer paper

INSPECTOR: I’ll get him sir...

SFX: POLICE RADIO

INSPECTOR: 901 to 202 come in...[SINGING] Sniff the lamp posts if you have to,
You’ll be working like a dog if you don’t find a clue
Sending you a sketch, so please go fetch
Before I hit you with my shoe

SFX: POLICE SIREN

POLICEMAN: But- but sir...

INSPECTOR: Over and out

SFX: RADIO CALL. DOGS BARKING

POLICEMAN: Listen to me!
[SINGING] This is really crucial
I’m looking to buy a poodle
Should weigh 4 pounds and-

WORKER: Sorry sir... that minister bought the last one.

POLICEMAN: Seriously?

SFX: DOG CRYING

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