Radio Script
A03 / 12 00030 SRI LANKA
Title: SHOOT
Advertiser: SPA CEYLON
Product / Service BALM
Script In English:
SFX: SHOWER

DIRECTOR: ...and action.

ACTRESS: Wait... hello!?

MUSIC: ORCHESTRA. COMEDIC.

ACTRESS: [SINGING] I’ve never even kissed on screen
You want me to do a shower scene

SFX: SHOWER TURNING OFF.

ACTRESS: [SINGING] Spare me the trouble, get a bloody double
I’m not a b grade heroine.

MVO: Let me see what I can do...

SFX: DOOR CLOSES. OPEN BEER BOTTLE

DIRECTOR: Mr Silva...[SINGING] I'm so close to throwing a fit.
Coz that’s a scene we can’t omit
Spare me the trouble, get her a double
Or find someone else to direct it.

SILVA: No no...i’ll fix this.

SFX: LIGHTER OPENS. PEOPLE CHATTING

SILVA: Mahinda...[SINGING]All this fuss just for a shot!
Didn’t you take her through the plot?
You caused the trouble, now you get the double
And make sure she’s just as hot

MAHINDA: Yes sir...

SFX: ZIPPER OPENS

MAHINDA: Kevin...[SINGING] The shoot has been stopped halfway
I have a feeling they won’t pay
There will be trouble, if we don’t get that double
What you staring at??... be on your way

KEVIN: Cool

SFX: DOOR OPENS

KEVIN: [SINGING] Drop everything, just do this first
Of all the projects, this was the worst
Don’t want any trouble, get any double
Cast your girlfriend if you must

MVO: Ok sir..ok ok

SFX: DOOR OPENS

MVO:[SINGING] Baby you know that I love you
And that the curtain is not see-through
I’ll be in trouble, if I don’t get that-

GIRLFRIEND: No!

SFX: DOOR SLAMS SHUT

MVO: Baby!!

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