ACTRESS: [SINGING] I’ve never even kissed on screen
You want me to do a shower scene
SFX: SHOWER TURNING OFF.
ACTRESS: [SINGING] Spare me the trouble, get a bloody double
I’m not a b grade heroine.
MVO: Let me see what I can do...
SFX: DOOR CLOSES. OPEN BEER BOTTLE
DIRECTOR: Mr Silva...[SINGING] I'm so close to throwing a fit.
Coz that’s a scene we can’t omit
Spare me the trouble, get her a double
Or find someone else to direct it.
SILVA: No no...i’ll fix this.
SFX: LIGHTER OPENS. PEOPLE CHATTING
SILVA: Mahinda...[SINGING]All this fuss just for a shot!
Didn’t you take her through the plot?
You caused the trouble, now you get the double
And make sure she’s just as hot
MAHINDA: Yes sir...
SFX: ZIPPER OPENS
MAHINDA: Kevin...[SINGING] The shoot has been stopped halfway
I have a feeling they won’t pay
There will be trouble, if we don’t get that double
What you staring at??... be on your way
KEVIN: Cool
SFX: DOOR OPENS
KEVIN: [SINGING] Drop everything, just do this first
Of all the projects, this was the worst
Don’t want any trouble, get any double
Cast your girlfriend if you must
MVO: Ok sir..ok ok
SFX: DOOR OPENS
MVO:[SINGING] Baby you know that I love you
And that the curtain is not see-through
I’ll be in trouble, if I don’t get that-
GIRLFRIEND: No!
SFX: DOOR SLAMS SHUT
MVO: Baby!!
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