MVO: You had a fight with your girlfriend, so you decided to make a special dinner. You bought the ingredients, chopped, peeled, simmered, seasoned, set the table and proudly served your (CHICKEN CLUCKING SOUNDS)-cumber soup. She didn’t like it a bit.

GIRLFRIEND: Ugh, gross!

MVO: Or your (CHICKEN CLUCKING SOUNDS) couscous salad either. And guess what, the (CHICKEN CLUCKING SOUNDS)-kie ice cream?

GIRLFRIEND: Yuck!

MVO: A flop too. You’re sleeping on the couch again. Don’t let the smell of yesterday’s chicken pie ruin today’s make up dinner. Wash it off with Summer Citrus dishwashing liquid.