MVO: You had an online business idea. You needed an investor. Who better than your rich, old, single aunty?

So you decided to butter her up with your special, grilled (MOO)-roccan chicken and (MOO)-shroom gnocchi. But all she had was a bite!

AUNTY: No more, no more!

MVO: She didn’t like the (MOO)-usse either.

AUNTY: Do you have some water?

MVO: There goes your business plan. Don’t let the smell of yesterday’s beefsteak ruin today’s important dinner. Wash it off with Summer Citrus dishwashing liquid.