DJ1: Okay. Let’s go to our next caller. Now we have Mr. Chan?

DJ2: Mr. Chan. Good morning...

DJ3: Hello, Mr. Chan? Good morning.

DJ2: Mr. Chan. Hello?

DJ1: Mr. Chan... How come no sound?

SFX: NOISE FROM PHONE

DJ1: Oh, here he is. Mr. Chan, Mr. Chan... What sound is that?

CALLER: Yes, yes...

DJ1: Are you driving, Mr. Chan?

CALLER: Hello, hello...

DJ1: If you are driving, please use a hands-free device.

DJ2: Please don’t hold your phone.

DJ1: Please don’t hold your phone! (LAUGHS)
What do you want to talk about?

CALLER: Hello DJs!

DJ1: Hello, so tell us...

CALLER: Hello, hello. I want to talk about the Mass Transit Railway incident...

DJ2: Oh yes...

CALLER: That guy called Mr. Wai...

DJ1: Yeah...

CALLER: I want to say...

SFX: CAR HONKING

CALLER: The news is getting more and more ridiculous.
Hold on. Hold on.

DJ1: Be careful! Please hang up if you’re driving.

DJ2: Please find a space and park first...

CALLER: It’s okay. It’s okay. No problem. No problem. What I want to say is...

SFX: TRAFFIC

CALELR: Oh no no no, please wait. Sorry.

DJ2: (LAUGHS) Let me tell you, Mr. Chan. Road safety is important...

DJ3: I think what Mr. Chan is saying is... The news is getting more and more ridiculous...

SFX: CAR HONKING

SFX: CAR CRASH

DJ1: Hello? Hello? Are you okay?

SFX: CALL DISCONNECTED TONE

DJ2: Mr. Chan, please call back if you are safe...

DJ1: This has never happened before...

DJ3: To everyone out there, please don’t call when driving.
It’s very dangerous. I hope he’s fine.

DJ2: Mr. Chan, please call back if you are listening to this program. We are worried about you...
Your phone disconnected suddenly...

DJ3: When we call and drive, it’s usually more dangerous...

DJ1: Let’s move to the next caller.

DJ1: 好⋯聽吓聽眾嘅電話。而家有位陳生喺度。

DJ2: 喂，陳生早晨。

DJ3: Hello，陳生。早晨陳生。Hello，陳生。

DJ1: 咦？冇聲嘅？
有喇有喇⋯
陳生陳生⋯
有啲咁嘅聲係咪⋯

Caller: 喂，係⋯

DJ1: 陳生，揸梗車呀你？

Caller: 喂？係！

DJ1: 係咪用梗免提式？千祈唔好揸住手機喎⋯

Caller: 得㗎喇！得㗎喇！無問題！無問題！

DJ1: 你有咩想講呀？

Caller: 主持你好！
我想講地鐵呀⋯地鐵單嘢呀⋯
嗰個韋達成呀⋯
我想講呢，啫呢香港啲新聞呢真係越嚟越荒謬⋯

SFX: Car horn honking.

Caller: 等等先，等等先⋯

DJ1: 喂！小心呀！揸梗車千祈唔好講⋯

DJ2: 搵個地方關埋一邊好啲喎⋯

Caller: 得㗎喇，得㗎喇⋯
我喺前面前面⋯
得得得得⋯
啫呢我想講呢…就啫⋯
等等等等⋯sorry…

DJ2: 我同你講吖陳生，
道路安全緊要啲喎…

DJ3: 我估阿陳生想講而家越嚟越荒謬…
咁啊啫呢⋯

SFX: Car crash.

DJ1: 喂？冇事吖嘛？

DJ2: 阿陳生，安全打返嚟報個平安喎…

DJ1: 我哋未試過係咁樣…

DJ3: 敬告啲聽眾，千祈唔好揸緊車時用手提打電話⋯其實好危險⋯
希望冇事喇⋯

DJ2: 陳生，聽到節目唔該打返嚟報平安，大家啫緊張你⋯
無端端講講吓突然間嘟嘟嘟。

DJ3: 通常我哋如果一路揸車一路講電話係危險啲、分神啲嘅⋯

DJ1: 好喇！聽吓下一位盧生嘅電話。