MVO: William is a guy who can be only described by the word stingy, for the words 'stinjormous' and 'stinjantic' don’t exist. He looks like any other guy in his 30’s, except in situations that have financial implications.
He says in these times of consumerism, one can never be careful enough, and so he got himself custom designed pants with one way pockets which are basically piggy banks. As prudent, as William is. He gets his grocery from an underground chain selling post-expiry food and is called ‘It could've been worse’.
If there was a book called ‘How to make the soap last longer’, William would borrow it. He’s devised a gesture that signals the cabbies to: not stop. When he gives his metaphorical ‘two cents’ to someone, he writes it up. William buys his travel tickets from yatra.com. Yatra.com cheapest air tickets.