MVO: As you watch the empty baggage carousel go around for the 15th time, you resign yourself to wearing the same underpants you’ve had on for the last 19 hours, for the next seven days.
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
MVO: Making your way through customs without any luggage arouses suspicion.
SFX: DOOR OPENS & CLOSES
OFFICIAL: This way please sir.
MVO: Having no bags to look through, prompts the officials to look...
SFX: LATEX GLOVE
MVO: ...elsewhere.
SFX: AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT
MVO: The fairytale continues at the aptly named “Lost Luggage” counter, where the assistant on duty seems even more lost...
ASSISTANT: Uh.
MVO: ...than your luggage. When you finally receive your whopping compensation cheque of $63 you attempt to stock up on clothing.
SFX: STORE MUSIC.
MVO: Fortunately you can still look good on the outside wearing your MJ Bale suit. It’s superior crimp allowing it to recover much faster than you. And perusing the airport prices you revel in the fact that you can now afford to wash two pairs of underpants in your hotel sink. Yay!