MVO: On day 3 of jet-lag both the big and small hands of your body clock, firmly give you the middle finger.
SFX: CLOCK CHIME
MVO: You’re in your hotel room, trying to switch on the TV with your electric toothbrush.
SFX: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
MVO: The phone rings.
SFX: MUFFLED TALKING ON THE PHONE.
MVO: You doze off mid-sentence-
MVO: and wake up mid-afternoon.
SFX: MAN WAKES SUDDENLY
MVO: You try to remember who you were talking to, but your memories are like a Spanish opera with German subtitles. Meaningless. Your weary eyes focus on a post-it note on the bedside table.
SFX: PAPER RUSTLE
MVO: It reads “Presentation 4pm”.
MVO: Polishing your hotel slippers, you remain calm, knowing that at least your MJ Bale suit that you packed for your presentation, has fully recovered. It’s superior crimp ensuring it springs back to form quickly. You get up and go to have a pee ...