WIFE: No, the mattress is too firm, we need to change it.
HUSBAND: You know I can’t sleep on a soft mattress.
WIFE: Darling, if we don’t change our mattress I won’t sleep well and that will put me in a very bad mood all day and I won’t be able to work, so I’ll probably lift my spirits by going crazy with your credit card and we’ll have to borrow from a loan shark to pay, and that will snowball into a life of crime and we’ll start printing fake money, which will disrupt the market, making banks collapse, and all financial investments go haywire so the entire Chinese economy will cave in creating global financial meltdown and everybody will lose their jobs and the government will declare bankruptcy, resulting in a world war, which will take human civilization back to the stone age! Is that what you want?!
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Script In Orginal Langauge
QING JING: Zao shang, yi dui fu qi gang xing de dui hua.
QI ZI: Lao gong a… Ni zuo wan shui de zhen xiang a…
ZHANG FU: En… Shi man xiang de.
QI ZI: Qie… Wo dao shi shui de bu zen me yang.
ZHANG FU: Shi me? Wei shen me ya?
QI ZI: Shi a! Zhe chuang dian tai ying la. Wo men dei huan yi ge.
ZHANG FU: Wo bu shi shuo guo wo shui bu liao ruan chuang dian ma.
QI ZI: Qin ai de, wo men bu huan chuang dian de hua wo jiu hui shui bu hao, shui bu hao pi fu jiu hui bian de bu hao, ran hou xin qing hui hen bu hao, xin qing bu hao bu xiang shang ban xu yao feng kuang gou wu cai neng ping fu xin qing, zhe yang ni de xin yong ka jiu hui shua bao, zan men dei jie gao li dai lai huan, ran hou cai zheng e hua ting er zou xian, zhi zao jia bi, rao luan shi chang, lou shi beng pan, yin hang dao bi, tou zi che li, ben di jing ji wei ji bo ji zhou bian guo jia, yin qi shi jie jin rong feng bao, quan qiu jing ji ting zhi, shi ye lv kuang biao, ge guo zheng fu fen fen xuan bu po chan, you yi ci shi jie da zhan da xiang, ren lei wen ming dao tui, yi ye hui dao shi qi shi dai!
ANNCR: Chuang shang wu xiao shi, mei wan shui hao jiao jie jue shi jie da wen ti. Sai nuo mo fang chuang dian liu kuai ruan ying chuang dian dan yuan ke sui yi zu he, wan mei shui mian sui xin pei.