MATTRESS: Hello, Mrs Wu, are you sleeping well? You probably don’t remember me, I used to be your nightmare – you and Mr Wu – I used to make your nights pure hell, made you toss and turn, be grumpy every morning. Yes – I am your previous mattress. Then you dumped me Mrs Wu. Dumped me for this…this Sinomax thing. Just because it has 6 separate units, firm on one side, less firm on the other. Just because you can assemble it to meet the needs of your so imperfect bodies. How do you think I feel Mrs Wu? You used to be mine to torture and now it tortures me watching you both sleep like babies.
ANNCR: Sinomax Magic Cube Mattress, perfect sleep as you wish.
MATTRESS: It’s simply not fair.
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MATTRESS: qin ai de hu tai tai ning zui jin shui de hao ma? ning hai ji de wo ma?wo ,jiu shi ni ,hai you ni na lao gong cceng jing de e meng! yin wei wo de cun zai, ni men mei shui guo yi ge hao jiao! mei tian wan shang dou gun he bu ting ,zao shang hai yao suan bei teng! shi de , mei cuo! jiu shi wo! ni de na zhang jiu chuang dian hu tai tai ni? ni! ni jing ran wei le ,wei le zhe zhang shen me shen me Si Sinomax shuai le wo! jiu shi yin wei ta you 6kuai du li fang kuai ? er qie yi bian ying yi bian ruan? jiu shi yin wei ta ke yi sui yi zu he? wan quan tie he ni na ao tu you zhi de shen xing! ni jing ran jiu zhe yang... jiu zhe yang... shuai-le-wo! (hu......) xian zai kan dao ni mei wan shui de zhe me xiang, na me tian! ni you mei you kao lv guo wo de gan shou a ! heng! Hu tai tai! yin gai shi wo ling ni nan shou, er bu shi ni ling wo nan shou!!! ANNCR: Sinomax mo fang chuang dian, wan mei shui mian, yuan ni suo meng. MATTRESS: bu yao jiang zi!